Jack-O-Lantern & Pumpkin Pie

a blog about nearly everything in my life
Today I visited the infa. It’s a fair for nearly everything. Every year they have a special theme this year theme was cooking. As I lifted the lit of a really tiny pot from “Le Creuset”, asking myself if someone would actually use it, I found a bunch of gummy bears hidden inside. I love gummy bears! So every time I passed that pot I lifted the lit and grabbed a couple of red bears! Yummy!
This morning I got an email to inform me that my diploma is ready to be picked up. So I left my office and went to the university. First they postponed our graduation ceremony from mid September to mid November and now they cancelled it completely. I am so disappointed! How can they cancel a graduation ceremony? Anyway I went to the faculty office where I got my diploma. It was not like I expected it to be. There was nothing special, not a single glimpse of solemnness! It was more like buying a stamp.
Why do some people change their email address all the time? I write an email and wonder why nobody is answering me. Weeks later I go through old emails and find out that they changed their email address month ago. Am I supposed to check if the email address has changed each time I get an email? Why do they change it at all? It’s not like when you move your address change. I am still using my first email address from 1999! Well sometimes it might be necessary to get a new one for some reason. So can’t they just tell everyone? I don’t blame someone for changing the email address but for not telling me and expecting me to notice by myself.
I have this really big dictionary. “America’s best-selling” it says on its cover. But its index is kind of stupid. For example you open it at “L-M” you will find the page with “mask” – “mast”. I expected the beginning of “L” which is 68 pages ahead. Would it be a proper index and I would be looking for “M” I would open it somewhere between “L-M” and “N-O”. Now I newer know where to open and I have to go through more pages. I wrote the publishing company and asked if I just don’t get the big clue. They just said something about a big new innovation. They were really proud of this bullshit. How about we invent a completely new alphabet! Next time I buy the British dictionary, they may drive on the wrong side but they know how to index dictionaries.